Engineer Joke

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    Cameron Bentrott
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    An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each take turn to try and bag it.

    The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer.

    The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineering pad and book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he’s ready. He takes aim and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.

    The statistician triumphantly leaps in the air shouting, “We got it!”

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    Connor Hull
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    Wow this joke is very well constructed. It’s funny because the statistician took the average of the first shot which was short and the second shot which was long. This average would put the bullet right on target. This realization makes for a real knee slapper of a joke.

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